Horsin Around
YOU KNOW YOU`RE HORSE CRAZY IF...
You Consider Spurs And Belt Buckles Jewelry.
You Spend More Hours At The Barn Then At Work.
Your Dog Drinks Out Of A Bucket, Not A Bowl.
You Get Pizza Delivered To Your Barn More Than Your House.
Your Perfect Getaway Is A New Trail.
You Put Your Coat On The Floor 'Cause Your Coat Hanger Is Full Of Halters And Bridles.
You Think High Heels Are Cowboy Boots.
You'd Rather Muck Out A Stall Then Clean Your Room.
You've Read Every Western/Horse Book in The Library-How Many Times?
You Think Every Field Would Look Better With A Horse In It.
You Secretly Like The Smell Of Horse Manure.
You Draw Horses In The Margins Of Your Homework.
You Change Lanes While Driving And Your 'Inside Leg' Moves To Apply Pressure.
You Click To Your Dog/Friends/Siblings.
Your Daughter's Birth Announcement Reads: "Its Filly!"
You Post Over Speed Bumps.
No Matter How Bad Your Day Has Been, Petting Your Horse Always Makes You Feel Better.
People Reach Over The Dinner Table To Pull Hay Out Of Your Hair.
You Say 'Whoa' To Your Truck.
Someone Says 'Anyone Have A Skrewdriver?' And You Hand Them A Hoofpick.
You Dont Notice That Your Room-And You-Smell Like Horse Manure... Until You Notice People Covering Their Nose When You Are Around.
You Know More About Horse`s Nutrition Than Human, And It Shows.
You Have A Deep Converation With Someone Only Because They Said They Own A Horse.
Your Type Of Math Is Counting The Strides Between Fences.
You Are Always Barefoot.
Feel Loved When Your Horse Blows On You.
Your Heart Swells When Your Horse Nickers.
You Freak Everytime You See A Horse Trailer.
You've Gotten Cocky And Went Up To The Most Dangerous Horse On The Property, Got Beat Up, And Was Still Happy.
You Wonder About The People Who Ride With Make-up On.
You Click To Anything That Is Moving Too Slow For Your Taste.
You Call WHOA To Anything That Is Moving Too Fast.
Your Day Is Ruined If You Cant See Your Horse.
You Consider Spurs And Belt Buckles Jewelry.
You Spend More Hours At The Barn Then At Work.
Your Dog Drinks Out Of A Bucket, Not A Bowl.
You Get Pizza Delivered To Your Barn More Than Your House.
Your Perfect Getaway Is A New Trail.
You Put Your Coat On The Floor 'Cause Your Coat Hanger Is Full Of Halters And Bridles.
You Think High Heels Are Cowboy Boots.
You'd Rather Muck Out A Stall Then Clean Your Room.
You've Read Every Western/Horse Book in The Library-How Many Times?
You Think Every Field Would Look Better With A Horse In It.
You Secretly Like The Smell Of Horse Manure.
You Draw Horses In The Margins Of Your Homework.
You Change Lanes While Driving And Your 'Inside Leg' Moves To Apply Pressure.
You Click To Your Dog/Friends/Siblings.
Your Daughter's Birth Announcement Reads: "Its Filly!"
You Post Over Speed Bumps.
No Matter How Bad Your Day Has Been, Petting Your Horse Always Makes You Feel Better.
People Reach Over The Dinner Table To Pull Hay Out Of Your Hair.
You Say 'Whoa' To Your Truck.
Someone Says 'Anyone Have A Skrewdriver?' And You Hand Them A Hoofpick.
You Dont Notice That Your Room-And You-Smell Like Horse Manure... Until You Notice People Covering Their Nose When You Are Around.
You Know More About Horse`s Nutrition Than Human, And It Shows.
You Have A Deep Converation With Someone Only Because They Said They Own A Horse.
Your Type Of Math Is Counting The Strides Between Fences.
You Are Always Barefoot.
Feel Loved When Your Horse Blows On You.
Your Heart Swells When Your Horse Nickers.
You Freak Everytime You See A Horse Trailer.
You've Gotten Cocky And Went Up To The Most Dangerous Horse On The Property, Got Beat Up, And Was Still Happy.
You Wonder About The People Who Ride With Make-up On.
You Click To Anything That Is Moving Too Slow For Your Taste.
You Call WHOA To Anything That Is Moving Too Fast.
Your Day Is Ruined If You Cant See Your Horse.
Horse Quotes
- Never Ride Faster Then Your Guardian Angel Can Fly.
- A Cowgirl Is Just A Better Lookin Cowboy With Brains.
- No Heaven Can Be, If My Horse Isn't There To Welcome Me.
- To See The Wind`s Power, The Rain's Cleansing, And The Suns Radiant Glow, One Must Only Need To Look At The Horse.
- His Hoofs Drum The Beat, My Heart Sings The Song.
- Just Hold Tight With Your Knees and Keep Your Hands Away From the Saddle, if You Get Throwed, Don't Let That Stop You.
- Great Riders Are Not Great Because Of Their Talent; Their Great Because Of Their Passion.
- The Wind Of Heaven Is That Which Blows Between The Horses Ears.
- The Horse Has Such A Docile Nature That He Would Rather Do Right Then Wrong, If Only He Be Taught The Difference.
- The Way To Heaven Is On Horseback.
- I Have Seen Things So Beautiful It Has Brought Tears To My Eyes. Yet None Are So Beautiful As A Horse Running Free.
- I Have Spent Most Of My Life Riding Horses. The Rest I've Just Wasted.
- RIDING Is Like Nuts And Bolts- If The Rider's Nuts, The Horse Bolts.
- RIDING Turns "I Wish" Into "I Can."
- A True Horsewoman Does not Look At The Horse With Her Eyes, She Looks With Her Heart.
- In Riding A Horse, We Borrow Freedom.
- One Can Get In A Car And See What Man Has Made. But You Have To Get On A Horse To See What God Has Made.
- For One To Fly, You Need Only To Take The Reins.
- The Way To Heaven Is On Horseback.
- When Your Horse Follows You Without Being Asked, When He Runs His Head Down Your Arm, And Tingles Your Arm Tingles... You Know You Are Loved.
- Ask Me To Show You Poetry In Motion, And I Will Show You The Horse.
- When The Almighty Put Hoofs On The Winds And A Bridle On The Lightning, He Called It A Horse.
- Let A Horse Whisper In Your Ear And Breathe On Your Heart. You Will Never Regret It.
- A Canter Is A Cure For Every Evil.
- Be Wary Of The Horse With Humor.